Ang Alamat Ng Pigsa

What makes a pigsa? One old granny on Banana Split told us about "Ang Alamat Ng Pigsa". Actually, she'll meant to say Alamat ng Pinya but changed it to pigsa in the spirit of gagging.

ANG ALAMAT NG PIGSA:

One day, there was a little girl who can't see what she's looking for. When her mother asked her for chores, she said that she didn't because she can't see until her mother got scolded for not using her eyes. Later, a fairy appeared and punished the little girl with magic. Then later, the mother tries to look her daughter until she felt something painful that she didn't realize that her daughter became her PIGSA!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Dok: Grabe, ang laki laki ng bibig mo! Grabe, ang laki laki ng bibig mo!

Lalaki: Dok naman! Inuulit mo ng dalwang beses!

Dok: Hindi ko inuulit ng dalawang beses! Echo yun! Echo yun!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):

Aries - Mamalasin ka ngayon dahil ipinagpalit mo ako sa ibang babaeng Aries. Walang hiya ka!

Wala akong tip! Bad trip ako!