Ang alamat ng Coco Jam

Eventually, Lola Melai would have tell us the story about "Ang Alamat ng Pan De Coco" but whatever, let us tell the summary of this story:

In Aling Maria's bakery, there were two lovers named "Fan" and "Koko". Aling Maria does anything to ruin the relationship between Fan and Koko until a hit-and-run killed both Fan and Koko. While Aling Maria mourns the death of her daughter and Koko, she saw some kind of mysterious palaman. She tasted it and it was delicious. From that day on, she call this COCO JAM.

"Bawal umihi dito. Maka-carnap ang kotse mo."

ANG TV PATROL BREAKING NEWS! A Taxi Driver just got carnapped because he violated the "Bawal Umihi Dito" sign. Yes, he should have been informed. Aside the words "Bawal Umihi Dito", there are words covered by the carnappers. It says "MAKA-CARNAP ANG KOTSE MO."

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Lalake A: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo ang puzzle! 5 months!

Lalake B: Ang tagal naman 'nun.

Lalake A: Tagal pa ba yun? Eh nakalagay nga dito sa box oh, for 3 years and up. Di na nga ako inabutan ng one year.

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):

Scorpio - Mali ang ginagawa mong paglilihim sa iyong kasintahan. Pero mas mali rin kung aaminin mo ang iyong kalokohan sa kanya.

Bukas, swerte ka sa pustahan, pero malas sa singilan.