Who can stop your husband's addiction to ALAK?

Alpha Bert turns ALAK into ALAT!

When a wife saw her husband getting too much addictive to liquor, she tries to stop him but he's still addicted to liquor no matter what it takes. The wife seek help to Alpha Bert to stop her husbands addiction to liquor. Alpha Bert told him some sad stories that are liquor-related but when he offers Alpha Bert a shot of liquor, Alpha Bert can't resist the temptation. When the misis snaps Alpha Bert out of his liquor temptation, the drunk Alpha Bert responds by turning ALAK into ALAT. The mister drank the ALAK, now ALAT, he spits it out because the liquor he drank is too salty.

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