Wednesday, July 27, 2011

PIRATA? PITAKA!

Alpha Bert turns PIRATA into PITAKA!


In another Alpha Bert on the July 27 episode of Banana Split, a woman lost her wallet. Alpha Bert approaches and helps the woman get the wallet back but first, Alpha Bert encountered a PIRATA, and by PIRATA, that's the word. Remove the letter R, arrange the letter T, add the letter K and you have PITAKA! Another being helped by Alpha Bert, the superhero who's not a number but a letter that solves your problem.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:
Lumilindol! Nagsigawan ang mga tao.
Katapusan na! Katapusan na!
Sigaw si Pedro: Mga shonga...akinse pa lang!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):
Leo - Makikilala mo na ang babaeng matagal mo nang hinahanap. Ang babaeng ito ay ikaw mismo kaya magladlad ka na 'day!

Tip sa mga babaeng may crush: Kung kamukha ko kayo, FORGET ABOUT IT!

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