KANIN? ASIN!

Alpha Bert turns KANIN into ASIN!

A wife cooks something when suddenly, there is no ASIN! Alpha Bert to the rescue and he managed to bring her ASIN supply by turning KANIN into ASIN!

Then, there are two "What If" scenarios in another ANO NGA KAYA such as

1) What if a drama actress became a news reporter?

Drama actress turned news reporter

and

2) What if everyone walked backwards?

People walking backwards

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Sabi ni titser: Okay class, pa-picture tayo, para paglaki niyo, sasabihin niyo "Wow! Si Dodong, engineer na. Wow! Si Juan, doktor na. Wow si Pedro, abogado na!"

Sagot si Totoy: Wow si Ma'am, patay na!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT):

Leo - Makakakita ka ng magandang babae, pinapanood mo siya ngayon. Yes, ako nga ang tinutukoy ko. Kung kokontra ka, mamalasin ka sana.

Mananalo ka sa lotto. 4,11,13, 25, 36, 41. Di ko rin alam kung ano araw ito ilalabas sa jackpot.