HALAMAN? GULAMAN!

HALAMAN to GULAMAN

A woman sells ice cold GULAMAN when suddenly, scared people ran away and bumped all the GULAMAN! Alpha Bert (Jobert) and Letterman (Jason Francisco) are on the way. When Letterman chases down the scared people, Alpha Bert helps the woman by turning HALAMAN into GULAMAN. All the Tupperwares with Gulaman on it? What about the jar full of GULAMAN? Oh well. After Letterman grabbed all the scared people, one reason: a siga is on the loose! That siga is too tough for Alpha Bert to face!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Mag-aanounce ang teacher ng grades sa klase...

Sabi ng teacher: OK class, only Juan got 99 out of 100...

Sabi ni Juan: Oh anu kayo ngayon! Panis kayong lahat! Mas magaling ako sa inyo!

Sabi ni teacher: The rest got 100!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO:

Libra - Huwag kang basta-basta magtitiwala sa ibang tao. Kaya huwag mo akong paniwalaan dahil hindi naman tayo close. Lucky number mo ay mas mataas ng 1 kesa lucky number ng Pisces.

Bukas sa Pera O Bayong, Yippee Red (SHHHH....)