What if humans don't lie? What is acupuncture?

In "Ano Nga Kaya?" for the June 21, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Pooh explains what if people like us don't know how to lie...

Honest politician

This hurts a lot

Um... I can explain...

See? They don't lie... ANO NGA KAYA?

Also, Mutanglawin Kuya Keem explains what is acupuncture. What is acupuncture? To Kuya Keem, acupuncture is like mangkukulam. Doctors use real needles to the points of the patient's body. Yes, we are confused about "acupuncture" and "voodoo" for sure because...it's pointy.

Kuya Keem explains...

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Tanong si Juan: Nay, asan po yung Wayis?!

Galit si Nanay: Ano ba Juan? Ang laki-laki mo na, wayis na rin ang tawag mo sa walis. Di 'bat sinabi ko na, walis! Walis! Walis!

Tanong si Juan: Nassan na po ba?

Sagot si Nanay: Nandun sa suyok!

HORO-SCOOP:

Pisces - Mamalasin ka sa larangan ng pag-ibig. Dahil ang loan na inaaply mo sa PAGIBIG ay hindi aprubado. Lucky day mo ay someday. Hindi ko alam kung kelan ang eksaktong araw pero alam ko, you will get lucky someday.