We're digging for jokes!

Let's see what we dug on the June 3, 2011 episode of "new" Lokomoko on TV5:

- Mine gags got the miners gone "mine"

- Another B.C. Bisihan episode where our Neanderthal pals created the "first"  footwear.

The first footwear

- More jokes from "Talentadong Family";

1) Paradise - Kasi kahapon naglalaro kami ng kumare ko ng mahjong, tapos hinahalo namin yung pitsa, tapos nahulog yung dice. Nagalit sa akin si kumare. Sabi ko "sus, PARADISE lang eh!"

2) Ano ang tawag sa saging na nasa stick? Bananacue! Sa kamote na nasa stick? Camotecue! Baboy na nasa stick? Barbecue! Kabayo na nasa stick? Carousel!

3) If they said "sige", Jojong Bingi said "sine".

4) Delicious - Inday! Duster yung ipapadala ko. DELICIOUS!

5) Delicacy - Kanina, nakita ko yung asawa mo natapilok! Nagmama-DELICACY!

6) Chairman - Yung aso ng kapitbahay, ang tapang-tapang. Siguro, CHAIRMAN shepherd yun.

7) Thirty-two - Don't touch that, that's dirty! Don't touch that also, that's THIRTY-TWO!

- One of Wanlu's puppets, Nicolo, asks more to the gang.

Nicolo speaks

- Another round of Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?! on the June 3, 2011 episode of "new" Lokomoko on TV5! Here are the lines;

1) We serve and protect! - Condom

2) Patay ka! Wala ka nang lusot! - Dead End

3) Ang dami niyong sumasawsaw! - Patis

4) Lagi na lang akong napagkamalang kulay! - Yelo

5) Lagi na lang akong laman ng dyaryo! - Tinapa

6) Deposito kayo ng deposito ayaw nyo naman mag withdraw! - Poso Negro

7) Tinalupan nyo na ako, dinidikdik nyo pa! - Bawang