Friday, June 24, 2011

The stuff Mang Ben can't reach

The stuff Mang Ben can't reach


Banana Split's Mang Ben is here again and this time, after enjoying himself with some kind of thing he's holding until his slippery hands got his thing below the truck. Mang Ben tries to push it with slippers, belt, even his clothes. Nothing happened! He's busted by the cops!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Sabi ni Misis: Tigilan mo yang pag-inom mo ng beer, masyado kang magastos!
Sabi ni Mister: Ikaw ang tumigil sa pagme-make up mo. Ang gastos mo.
Sagot si Misis: Nagpapaganda ako para sa'yo!
Sagot si Mister: Ako umininom ako para gumanda ka.

HORO-SCOOP:
Capricorn - Isang bawal na pag-ibig ang iyong kasasangkutan! Go for it! Good luck!

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