Cellphone signal problems and another showdown between Letterman and Alphabert

Mang Ben goes further for the cellphone signal

In another Mang Ben from the June 22, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Mang Ben received a text message from his friend, saying that she wants Mang Ben to come at Enchanted Kingdom. Mang Ben replied "No, I can't come at Enchanted Kingdom, too far" and he sent it. Unfortunately, "MESSAGE NOT SENT, TRY AGAIN LATER", the cellphone said because "NO SIGNAL". Therefore, Mang Ben goes farther and farther to get a cellphone signal. When the signal is OK, Mang Ben send it but unfortunately, he was at Enchanted Kingdom!

Mang Ben reached Enchanted Kingdom!

COULD MANG BEN'S DAY GET EVEN WORSE?

Letterman turned TUBIG into TUTUBI

Alphabert turned BASO into BANSOT!

Another showdown between Letterman and Alphabert occurred! When Letterman broke in some woman's house for some water, the woman got angry because Letterman trespassed for a glass of water. The reason why because Letterman will turn TUBIG into TUTUBI, turning a woman into a TUTUBI! Alphabert to the rescue! Alphabert fights Letterman with the use of BASO. And by BASO, Alphabert turned it into BANSOT, shrinking Letterman by the BANSOT size! Pow! Alphabert always wins!

Mar Roxas as a pedicab driver

In case you missed it, a photo of Mar Roxas as a pedicab driver appeared on ANG TV PATROL, regarding that Mar Roxas as DOTC secretary got complaints from other drivers, especially pedicab drivers.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Sabi ni Pedro: Maria, balita ko kamamatay lang ng boyfriend mo. Pwede bang pumalit ako sa kanya.

Sagot si Maria: Ewan ko, tanungin mo sa Funeralia kung papayag sila.

HORO-SCOOP:

Gemini - Isa kang taong hindi naniniwala sa kapalaran, kaya meron akong sasabihin...NEVERMIND. Lucky number mo ay malas sa ibang tao.