Samurai Special Gulay!

Samurai Special Gulay

It's hard to find something at the palengke, until we heard of someone who sells gulay in a very special way. This must be the "Samurai Special Gulay" store! If we ask for some vegetables for the pancit, the Samurai Special Gulay does it all. Vegetables in whole will be slashed into pieces, making it perfect for the pancit! Need gulay? Ask Samurai Special Gulay!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Nag-uusap ang tatlong magkumpare:

Sabi ni Juan: Tung asawa ko paborito yung Lord of the Rings, Two Towers, ayun kambal anak namin!

Sabi ni Pedro: Yung misis ko, paborito yung Three Musketeers, ayun, triplets anak namin!

Takot na magsalita si Tikboy: Naku, buntis pa naman misis ko ngayon. Sana iba na lang favorite movie niya!

Tanong si Juan: Anong movie ba yun?

Sagot si Tikboy: 300!

According to Jason Francisco, 4,567 viewers outrageously like this joke while only one viewer did not. Like always, the only one person who didn't laugh was none other than a mother who gave birth to 300 babies!