Whose line is it anyhow?

Despite the troubles happened, we are glad that we are saved by the laughs offered from the March 11 episode of Lokomoko U, such as;

1) Palengke gags

2) How the cave people created a statue in honor of their hero in another episode of B.C. Bisihan

3) Guess what, another round of "Use in a sentence" jokes in another Talentadong Family! \(^o^)/

a) Fortified: Twenty years ago, I was FORTIFIED years old

b) Lion: Iha, alam mo ba kahit hindi kayo tumatawa sa mga "use it in a sentence" ko, okey lang yon. LION!

c) Bulacan: Ikaw, puro kang kasinungalingan, BULACAN ng bola dito sa asawa mo!

d) Mistake: Nagugutom na ako, MISTAKE ka ba diyan?

e) Antipolo: Iba na talaga ang fashion statement ngayon. Si Uncle, naka-palda, si ANTIPOLO naman ang suot.

f) Caloocan: Kayo lahat kapag si Mare, mga bastos ang mga pinaguusapan, tawa kayo ng tawa lahat kapag ako nag u-use it in a sentence, hindi kayo tumatawa, sumasakit ang CALOOCAN ko. Itigil ang CALOOCAN ito!

4) Lokomoko U does Whose Line Is It Anyway! They spoofed the popular game show as "Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?" OK, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?

a) Question: Pag Nagmahal Ako, Lahat Kayo Nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?

Answer: Gasolina

b) Question: Hindi lahat nang hinog matamis!

Answer: Pigsa

c) Question: Sige kalimutan mo ako nang malaman ng lahat ang baho mo!

Answer: Deodorant

d) Question: Ako na lang lagi ang pinag iinitan nyo!

Answer: Takure

e) Question: The Filipino is worth dying for

Answer: Ninoy Aquino

f) Question: Hindi lahat ng nagbabato, adik!

Answer: Darna

g) Question: Balang araw, mapapasa-akin din ang katawan mo!

Answer: Sementeryo

h) Question: Wag kang mag-alala, nandito ako lagi sa likod mo!

Answer: Pwet

i) Anong kasalanan ko sa'yo? Iniwan mo na lang akong duguan?

Answer: Napkin

TALPAK!

TALPAK!