Tuesday, February 22, 2011

MELAI & JOBERT?! (and Brod Bro Bru for 2-22-11)

Melai and Jobert


Eh? Melai? Back on BS? Anyway, Melai teams up with Kuya Jobert for some kind of segment of Banana Split, called Melai and Jobert, a segment on how to deal on different scenarios and they will give you tips. Like for instance, breaking a vase. Wait a minute, this isn't a tip-giving segment, it's a laugh-out-loud riot!

By the way: here comes the Brod Bro Bru for February 22's episode;

1) BROD: Chismis lang yan!
    BRO: That's just a rumor
    BRU: Carelezz Whizper!

2) BROD: Grabe!
    BRO: Shocking, bro!
    BRU: Empress Shucks!!!

3) BROD: Si Bangs parang walang buto
    BRO: Looks like Bangs doesn't have bones, bro!
    BRU: Boneless Bangus!

4) BROD: Bili na kayo dito! Bago na, mura pa!
    BRO: Buy here! It's cheaper and it's newer, bros!
    BRU: Morayta Avenue!

5) BROD: Bumaril si Kuh Ledeshma
    BRO: Kuh Ledesma fired a gun, bro!
    BRU: Bangladeshma!

6) BROD: Tagal nama ng order namin!
    BRO: My order is very late, bro!
    BRU: Very Portugal ang order ko teh!

7) BROD: Tama ang presyo
    BRO: The price is right!
    BRU: Presyosa koreka host si Kristeta!

Headset Audio Enhancer

In case you don't know, there was another mission for James Bang. His latest mission is to tell the woman's neighbor to turn off his sounds because it disturbs her. If the guy can't hear what he said, one gadget has the answer, the HEADSET AUDIO ENHANCER!

WHAT?

HEADSEAT AUDIO ENHANCER?

Guess I can't hear what it is but mission accomplished. The woman's neighbor turned off the radio but he thinks even the small volume of voice thinking it's too loud. Ano sabi mo?

Hi!

James Bang is watching Banana Split!

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